I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet, which also happened to be my... Your bedroom? Lucky, I slept in a dishwasher box... You had a dishwasher?! I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball bags, brownie mix and clown porn.

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